Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness

Have you ever noticed how easily people are caught off gaurd if you do not follow the preset standard of behavior in a given situation? For example, when I wait on tables I say how you all today? and they say fine how are you? and I say SPECTACULAR thanks for asking!!! They tend to stop whatever they were doing and stare open mouthed for just a second before visibly coming to there senses and trying to remember what they were going to order. Try it sometime. It's fun. Or if you are supposed to be one place and you show up somewhere 436 miles away in the middle of the night...the response you get is what is commonly refered to as "dumbfounded" and will probably be accompanied by a heartattack. Also something you need to try, but you should probably start with the table thing and work your way up.