Hell hath no fury...
It's been a rough week. Period.
So far I have punched one guy, verbally assaulted another and made Norm's life hell over the last several days.
We really don't require that much, just three simple tasks...that they anticipate, meet, and then exceed all of our expectations with no clues from us...in fact we may even try to trick you.
And then we take your offerings....and slander your name while consuming them, damning you all to hell and all that.
If you are wondering why it is so difficult for men to give us what we want I shall tell you.....
we haven't the foggiest clue ourselves. It's like a game...where we make up all the rules and change them every 23 seconds without warning and men are supposed to have forseen the alteration and mastered it before we think it up.
Sucks for you all.
Deal with it.
We have cramps.
So far I have punched one guy, verbally assaulted another and made Norm's life hell over the last several days.
We really don't require that much, just three simple tasks...that they anticipate, meet, and then exceed all of our expectations with no clues from us...in fact we may even try to trick you.
And then we take your offerings....and slander your name while consuming them, damning you all to hell and all that.
If you are wondering why it is so difficult for men to give us what we want I shall tell you.....
we haven't the foggiest clue ourselves. It's like a game...where we make up all the rules and change them every 23 seconds without warning and men are supposed to have forseen the alteration and mastered it before we think it up.
Sucks for you all.
Deal with it.
We have cramps.
1 Comments:
Hardly? hardly what? we hardly have cramps? how dare you!!!!! heehee
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