Learning new things...

I think it's important to learn new things everyday. Today I learned that dad does not have an endless supply of food like I had thought. And also never put a blob of peanut butter and several different kinds of cheez wiz on a saltine cracker and stick the whole thing in your mouth...I think that counts as a suicide attempt. And the last thing I learned today is to never burn bridges with friends that wait tables or manage kitchens, and don't be too proud to pull the puppy face on them when you get hungry and poor enough.